Monday, December 1, 2008

Jake Ryan's Tighty Whities Story

one time a couple months ago i was at the beach near my cousins house. my brother thought it would be funny to tell me that the womans changing room was the mens changing room since i hadn't seen the sign. it wasn't really much of a changing room though, it was just a wooden room with benches, completely opened up. when i walked in nobody was in there so i had no way of knowing it wasn't the mens changing room. so i started taking off my clothes and i was stripped down to underwear when about 8 girls about 2ish years older than me walked in. they started cracking up and pointing at me. i suddenly realized the awful mistake i had made. without thinking about it i instinctively ran out of the changing room. there were a couple problems with that. 1: i had left all my things in the womans changing room. 2: i was still in my underwear. there were quite a few people out there and i freezed in horror as i suddenly realized i was now standing there in my navy blue fruit of the loom briefs. i had no choice but to run back into the womans changing room in my undies in front of those older girls again, grab my stuff, run back outside, and into the men's changing room. after about 20 seconds of standing there frozen in my undies i did what i had to do. i eventually got dressed but i was so embarrassed because i stupidly exposed myself in my blue undies to a whole crowd of people. thank god i didn't know anyone there because i felt like dying right there!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Chris Taylor's Tighty Whities Story

My story was when i was about 12 and one day me and my little brother went walking about 5-6 miles away from our house. then when he told me the he would pay me 20 dollars to take off all my clothes and run to these train tracks and back. So well i did it me being stupid and all but when i ran back to my brother he was gone with all my clothes so there i was 6 miles away from home with nothing on but my white briefs so i ran home as fast as i could and i did hear alot of people yelling at me but i kept running. When i was almost home a kid named Cody saw me and he likes to pick on younger kids and so he tackeled me and showed me off to a bunch of older girls and just when i thought it couldnt get worse one of the girls to him they wanted to see all of me so, he pulled down my briefs. So there i was butt naked with a bunch of girls staring at me i was so embarrsed and i was only 12 so i didnt have any hair down there and my penis wasnt that big. Then they stole my underwear and i ran the reast the way home naked. Affter i got home i beat the crap out of my little brother for taking my clothes.